The Society and How It Started
The Society Of People Who Have Nothing To Do was created by me, Niyantha, in January 2005. The Society had originated when I started using it's name at the end of my weird sms'. Here is an example. This was the first sms message in which The Society's name appeared.
Date: January 19,2005
Time:7.35 PM
To: Monk
My Status: Bored out of my mind.
Reason for writing this sms:Monk is a defender when he plays football for our school and he was complaining that defenders can't score goals. So I gave him my views on the matter.....
Defenders can score too. All you have to do is to place the ball at an angle of 72 degrees to ur toe, run around it naked saying some gibberish, do an african dance, shout out that u r a friend of Karan Johar, close ur eyes and kick. The goalie will be too busy laughing and WALA!!! uv scored a goal.
This football tip was brough to you by The Society Of People Who Have Nothing To Do.
As you can see, The Society was my brainchild but what is a society without people and so I have admitted monk (The defender) into this wonderful .... uhh...society!! He will be the co-administrator of this blog and will give his views (don't hold your breath unless you are practising yoga at the moment) on stuff he wants to give his views on. Admission is still open for The Society. Please write to me at mendelismental at gmail dot com with your CV (It has to be interesting). Admission criteria is not given out because I haven't decided it yet. But do not worry my fellow homosapians, I will not keep Date Of Birth as a stumbling block, unlike our stupid government. It will be a lots system. Just kidding!! For interesting info on the society , please go to the Movenpick outlet in Khader Nawaz Khan road and see the white board there.
May the (Mass X Acceleration) be with You!

5 Comments:
lmao....i couldnt stop laughing at ur posts.. i think u idiots have actually stumbled onto something brilliant here.... a place where u 2 can be soooooooo funny without having to get past ur shyness( which seems to always get in the way)..lol...but ill kep checking this out..
Thanx S&B! Want to become a member?
rofl yea aish..iv nvr seen eithr niyantha or monk talk so much in skool..bt this past week niyantha has been at his cutest n sarcastic best at practice..hes been keepin me in splits tho i dont think he knows it..n by the way..tht white board in movenpick is not the best place to put up the stuff..cos ppl keep scribblin utter gibberish on it evry few mins
Most of the gibberish u see on the Movenpick white board is written by me. I once publicised my blog on that board but they rubbed off the website address while I wasn't looking. Guess, you can't have free advertising or maybe next time Ill take a permanent marker with me.
ooohhh... blogging makes aladdin smarter!...and yeah id love to be a member niyantha.. but the funny part is u and mayank being funny.. ill keep commenting but i dont wanna change anything abt ur blog.. its too damn cute..but ur damn sweet for asking..
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