A Letter...

To,
Mr Selva Raj,
Ajay Enterprises,
Mammooty Avenue,
Kilpauk,
Chennai.



Dear Sir,

I wish to complain about the condition of your head. It is bald except for 3 strands and this affects my aesthetic sensibilities. You should either grow it fully or shave it completely bald... even two hairs is better than three(or one- as a numerologist I believe even numbered hair are more mythologically significant in the true beauty and appreciation of Life. I have counted mine and it comes upto 11112345671898 a satisfiably even number! Of course I can't be sure if more have grown since). I hope you will consider this matter carefully for it is in the better interests of mankind and life in general. I'm sure other visitors to your shop feel the same way as I do and this is small matter that can be easily taken care of unlike the growing of an extra head which I feel everyone in the world should have two of. Alas, the world is not perfect. Please remedy this matter as soon as possible.

Thanking you,
Yours sincerely,
A Troubled Numerologist.