Friday, July 06, 2007

Desperate moments in a Car Crash

She slammed the brakes hard. There was nothing else she could do. She crashed anyway.

Just after she died she happen to speak to a pigeon who was knocking on heaven's door.

"Oh pigeon my love would ye speak of starry starry nights and sun-kissed lemon dew upon the dreary sands of North Carolina."

The pigeon replied,"Ah well poor mortal human who has not yet seen the delight of berries on a tree in tropical Suburbia, how I wish'd it be such that I could restore thy sight and make thee see the light of former glory. Dread not my little one, for there is yet hope for the forsaken and ye shall be free."

Then it was eaten by a small cat.

To be continued....

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