Dance Like a Man!

For the School Pantomime, I have to dance for a Scottish song. I always knew that dancing was not my cup of tea and it clearly showed yesterday. I was supposed to twirl my partner but I ended up twisting her arm and breaking her back. I look really awkward while dancing and that is not a good sign cos I play the lead role. I also have a small problem- my height. I am not the tallest person alive but I feel that I am tall enough. There is a weird notion going around that I am shorter than my dance partner. I mean, how can people be so blind, I am a good 1cm taller than her. To add to my woes, I have to do a few Salsa steps which makes me look like a machine going forward and backward. Plus I have to move my hands around like a tsunami wave only it looks more like, well… nothing. Despite all my problems, I have a very strong feeling that I will dance amazingly tomorrow. I also think that I’ve grown a couple of millimeters in the last two minutes. That will get rid of the “height” issue!