Patrick and the Dinosaur

There was a small dog in the land of chocolate candy. The land of chocolate candy was being overrun by small dogs of his caliber. They were mean, they were green and they occasionally asked for directions.

This particular dog was different. He didn't need directions. He knew exactly where he was going and why. He had to find a dinosaur from the Jurassic Era which had been banished to the land of chocolate candy for bad behavior. He also wanted some schezwan chicken. His name was Patrick.

Patrick and the other dogs had been banished to the land of chocolate candy for being too small. This was a severe crime in the eyes of the Holy Seer (over all dogs), and the land of chocolate candy was the worst possible punishment for these dogs. Having to eat the same thing over and over again was incredibly boring and incredibly sweet and resulted in death by vitamin deficiency.

This explained why the dogs were green though. They were on the very brink of death. Another day of sweetened confectionery would certainly kill them. Only Patrick kept his hopes up, he had a plan. He was also quite delusional from the vitamin deficiencies but that didn't stop him from trying to save his skin and find a dinosaur. He figured that if he did find a dinosaur he could escape.

Just behind Patrick, a time portal opened into the Jurassic Era, and a T.Rex walked through, picked him up with his teeth and walked back into the portal with his lunch. His name was Patrick as well.

Turns out Patrick escaped in the end, only to be torn apart by viciously circling gigantic vultures.